True/False game. Make an assumption in my ask and...
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Everyone always told me that I was something special, but I just thought I was nothing special. Then I realized I was right the whole time, just after I got my hopes up. I am every potential physicist who died of Spanish Influenza. Every mathematician that died of Black Plague. Every clerk who dies in a gas station hold up. Everyone holds unlimited potential; I just decided to be a dirt bag. But...
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There comes a time in everyone’s life. Ok, not everyone, just mine, apparently. Your home will flood three times in two days. Your friend, whom you have not seen in 8 months will bail on you because of his friend. You will fuck yourself out of college for the 2nd year in a row because of supposed ‘mistakes’ made 5 years ago and more. I’ve drank a 5th of whiskey, and...
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they...– Bill Hicks (via billhicks) THIS
Sure, I could get up at dawn and go to a job I hate that does not inspire me...– Bill Hicks (via billhicks)
Put your iTunes on shuffle and create the...
Opening credits: Richard Pryor - God (Good Shit from the Vaults [lol irony])
Waking up: Death - Flesh and the Power it Holds
Falling in love: Richard Pryor - Freebase (Live on Sunset Strip)
Fight song: Megadeth - No Pain (wow)
Breaking up: Fall Out Boy - America's Suitehearts (LMAO)
Getting back together: Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care acoustic (hmmm)
Wedding: HIM - Resurrection (oh wow)
Birth of child: Pantera - Floods
Final battle: Children of Bodom - Blooddrunk
Death scene: Ozzy Osbourne - Not Going Away (not even making these up)
Funeral song: Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears (really)
End credits: Megadeth - Nothing is Something
holy fuck, iTunes. Holy fuck.
Kurt Vonnegut’s Rules for the Short Story 1. Use the time of a total stranger...– (via whimpernotbang)
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This liter of Ten High isn’t going to finish itself. I will.