Zaiura

canigetadoubleshot:

30 month recap:

“Reasons to stay alive:

• Job Unemployed
• College KU and OKST were too expensive, WVU wouldn’t accept me.
• Guitar Input jack is destroyed.
• Sports WVU is 7-3, odds are I’m not signing to the Summersville team
• Alcohol $7.95 a night
• Runescape $7.95 a month
• You said no
• Occupy Movement too mainstream
• Excuses running out of them.”

Now:

Reasons to stay alive:

• Job Unemployed
• College KU and OKST were too expensive, WVU wouldn’t accept me, but at least I’m failing CNA classes.
• Guitar Input jack is STILL destroyed.
• Sports WVU went 7-6, Celtics got 4-2 punked, but the Bengals are going to go 8-8 when I expect them to go to the SB.
• Alcohol $12 a night
• Cigarettes $10 a day
• Runescape What’s that?
• You said still no
• Occupy Movement lasted shorter than Gangnam Style.
• Excuses none.

lickityclit:

If you’d like to get on my good side, you could buy me the Satanic Bible 

js

If I find mine, you can have it.

bigblak:

The better my sentences are grammatically, the more attractive to me you are.